Your group chat
has theories.
We have
calculators.
Red flags? Royal treatment? A boyfriend or a second job? Put your relationship to the test. Bring the feelings. We’ll do the math.
FREE. No sign-up. Alibis not accepted.
STATUS: UNDER REVIEW ↙
Questions. A few uncomfortable realizations.
EXPERIMENT 001 / RED FLAG ANALYSISLove is blind.
The lab isn’t.
Start with Red Flag—or investigate the royal treatment, the boyfriend species, the emotional job description, or how much he actually remembers.
Five ways to investigate. One very interested group chat.
You bring
the boyfriend.
We bring the math.
We turn the questions you already ask your friends into suspiciously specific relationship calculators.
Part reality check. Part group-chat entertainment. Absolutely not a peer-reviewed reason to dump someone.
Our specialty: putting a number on “is it just me?”Choose a
questionable study.
Start with Red Flag. Curiosity counts as consent to the chaos.
Be suspiciously
honest.
Answer about the man you have. Not his hypothetical future version.
Receive
the findings.
A score, a verdict, and possibly the urge to say “I knew it.”
Call in your
peer reviewers.
By peer reviewers, we obviously mean the group chat.
Oh, we’re
just getting started.
More questions. More calculations. More things you’ll wish you hadn’t asked.
Does he actually know you?
Your coffee order is the easy question.
Girlfriend or therapist?
Love is patient. Your appointment book is full.
The Final Boyfriend Score
All the evidence. One very interesting number.
Keep a little room for more chaos.
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A few lab notes.
Is this actual relationship science?
No. These are entertainment calculators with playful scoring, not validated psychological tests. They can start a conversation, but a score cannot define a person or tell you whether to stay in a relationship.
Do I need to sign up or pay?
All five featured calculators are free to use, without an account. Choose an experiment above to get started.
Can I send him the result?
Yes. The Red Flag result includes sharing options, a message for him, and a downloadable result card. Share only what you feel comfortable sharing. Your result isn’t automatically posted anywhere.
Does the calculator save my answers?
This calculator processes your answers in your browser and does not submit them to a server. Closing or reloading the page clears this session. Any services you choose to share through have their own privacy practices.
He says he’s different.
Interesting hypothesis.
Let’s test that theory ↗12 questions. One Red Flag Score. Do it for the research.