Red flags.
Or just
creative excuses?
“He’s just bad at texting.” Fascinating. Let’s review the rest of his application.
12 questions · About 2 minutes · Free. No sign-up.
ALIBIS: NOT ACCEPTED.
Answer about his usual behavior.
A score. A verdict. A paper trail.
A result card made for the group chat.
Entertainment, not relationship science. Busy people can be great partners. A joke score cannot measure safety, compatibility, or someone’s worth.
Answer about his usual behavior, not his best-ever Tuesday.
Your man.
On the record.
The group chat had a theory.
Now it has an attachment.
How did the lab calculate this?
Each answered question contributes 0–5 points. Your score is your total divided by the maximum for the questions you answered, rounded to 100. Skipped questions are excluded. Category notes reflect the highest average scores in your answers. The same answers always produce the same result.
This is an entertainment score, not a validated assessment. Different questions and weights would produce different results. A low score does not prove a relationship is safe, and a high score is not a diagnosis or instruction to leave.