What’s your man
actually worth?
Excellent smile. Strong banter. Unclear delivery dates. Submit the full portfolio for a completely fictional boyfriend valuation.
12 questions · About 2 minutes · Free. No sign-up.
PAST CHARM ≠ CURRENT EFFORT.
Answer about his usual behavior.
A score. A verdict. A paper trail.
A result card made for the group chat.
Entertainment, not relationship science. The dollar amount is fictional and reflects playful rules applied to your answers. People are not for sale. No actual market data, income estimate, or human worth is being calculated.
Answer about his usual behavior, not his best-ever Tuesday.
The boyfriend market.
Has entered the chat.
Your group chat had opinions.
Now it has a valuation report.
Entertainment dollars. No actual resale market.
How did the lab calculate this?
The first 11 questions contribute 0–5 points each. The final “overall combination” reflection contributes 0–7, giving your personal view of the whole picture slightly more weight. Your score is your total divided by the maximum for the questions you answered, rounded to 100. Skipped questions are excluded. Category strengths require at least 75% of available category points; discussion areas score below 60%. Each category is normalized by its own maximum. The same answers always produce the same result. A made-up dollar curve maps scores of 0, 15, 30, 45, 60, 75, 90, and 100 to $15,000, $35,000, $75,000, $140,000, $250,000, $425,000, $700,000, and $1,050,000 respectively, with values between those points interpolated and rounded to $100.
This is an entertainment score, not a validated assessment. Different questions and weights would produce different results. The valuation and analyst labels are satire, not financial or relationship advice. No market data is used. A person’s worth and the safety or compatibility of a relationship cannot be established by this score.