You like him.
But does
the math math?
Chemistry, support, reliability—and the side quests nobody ordered. Let’s put the good stuff and the overhead on the same receipt. No “but he’s cute” multiplier.
12 questions · About 2 minutes · Free. No sign-up.
CREATIVE ACCOUNTING: UNDER REVIEW.
Look for patterns, not his best-ever Tuesday.
A score. A verdict. A paper trail.
A result card made for the group chat.
Entertainment, not relationship science. A standalone overview of your answers, not an import of your other calculator scores. Higher means a more positive overall picture. Attraction and good qualities do not cancel out harmful behavior; this total cannot prove safety, compatibility, or anyone’s worth.
Answer about his usual behavior, not his best-ever Tuesday.
The final boyfriend score.
Every point accounted for.
The group chat had a theory.
Now it has an attachment.
Your actual math receipt
How did the lab calculate this?
The first 11 questions have a maximum of 5 points each. The final relationship-fit question has a maximum of 7, for 62 possible points. We divide your earned points by the maximum for answered questions, multiply by 100, and round. Skips contribute neither points nor possible points.
For Drama, Admin, Inconvenience, and Recovery Cost, less reported overhead earns more points. The receipt displays a 5-point allowance minus the reported deduction for each of these categories. These are editorial points, not dollars or measured costs. There is no attraction bonus and no random adjustment.
Averages can hide important concerns. A high score cannot cancel out harmful behavior or replace your judgment. This calculator is a reflection game, not a validated assessment or a recommendation to stay or leave.